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October 23 2017

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definitelynotbritish:

dailyspookyjokes:

What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? 

Broom-mates!

lesbians

October 22 2017

soaringsparrows:

ainaraoftime:

bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil

chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until i was at the door to close it and drive away

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cwote:

:))

withlovesao:

dear you,
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself.

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gentlealien:

alienpapacy:

girls’ night!

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

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pizzaotter:

chaston96:

starwarsgraphictee:

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

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theijeoma:

Questions for Ada

October 16 2017

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flawlessbeautyqueens:

I drink booze, I smoke, and I’m hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I’m not physically repressed!

October 11 2017

tackylesbians:

me before i realized i never have to marry a man: i’m never getting married! marriage is terrifying, i never want to be legally bound to someone like that

me after becoming confident in my attraction to women: I̧̱͖̰̠̺͓̙̿͐̏̐̈̍̇̚ ͓̼̞͌̓̊͒̄̾W͕͚͍͔͕̏̃̋̌ͣ̋͌͊̀́Ą̧̯͙͙̱̙͖̤́ͣͫN̢̹̻͒T̴͎̜̭̬͍̘̮̭͇̓̀ͥ̿ͪ͂ͪͤ̚ ͥ̅҉̧͎͕͈A̫̱̩̭̜͑̌̌͒̂ͧ̀ ̡̜̖̹̖̻̣ͬ͌͛͌̽͝W̵̮͉̱̜͕̩̘̞͑̈́͆̄ͮ̃̚͞I̭͍͉̙̦̹͖̯͇ͪ̃̆͑ͪ͘F̨̟̘̼̜̯̜̬͒̑̈́͛̄̍̀̚E̬̙̬̦̜̭͂̊̈́ͮ̂̔ͪ͜͞ 

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rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

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banzai-jinto:

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

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October 10 2017

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nis-otps:

lilsparrow72:

glitterpen1s:

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film

It is a period drama

blindbirdnerd:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

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